NOTE: This less-than-special presentation is not an official part of the Final Frontier universe. As far as the stories are concerned, the following
events never happened. And be warned, it contains some crude bathroom and bedroom related humor, copious amounts of shagging, and
several soup references... so if such things offend you, don't read it, for crying out loud. And though several people were decapitated, no
llamas or ground sloths were harmed during the course of this project.